Clothes/Off
Experience the Cage Rage, One Layer at a Time! Prepare yourself for a night of wild at heart, untamed glamour at this Nicolas Cage-themed Burlesque Extravaganza at Ember Music Hall! This one-of-a-kind event celebrates the eccentric charm and over-the-top charisma of Nicolas Cage through sultry, high-energy burlesque performances. Expect dazzling acts inspired by Cage’s iconic roles—from the flamboyant heroics to the brooding intensity. Hosted by Richmond’s own National Treasure, Murphy Lawless! Dress in your best Cage-inspired costumes, whether channeling his dramatic flair from Face/Off or the offbeat allure of Vampire’s Kiss. Revel in a night where cinematic madness meets seductive artistry, and experience a show that’s as unforgettable as Cage’s legendary performances. Join us for an evening of electrifying entertainment and cinematic homage like no other! Doors: 6:00pm Show: 7:00pm 18+
Honk Honk Clownlesque
Ellie Quinn Presents & Immodest Opulence invite you to step right up for Honk Honk Clownlesque; a burlesque tribute to clowns!! September 28th at Ember Music Hall. Come one, come all, folks; if you’re 18 & up that is! Join us under the big top and around the back in the clown alley that is Ember Music Hall. This funhouse features practical jokers, devilish pranksters, jesters, mimes, and a very special guest- DC’s Top Banana Jim Dandy who began his performance career as a clown for the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey in 2006!!! Witness jiggling, juggling, bazookas and bazooms, and fabulous, farting fannies. We are getting dressed up and putting our faces on, only to take it all off with titillating speed. Honking honkers do honk! Be ready to laugh out loud and scream with joy at our corny class entertainment. Leave your troubles at home and enjoy the vicarious thrill of a cream pie on someone else’s face… or butt. Life is a circus and we are bringing on the clowns. Bring your $$$ to buy into a raffle clown collectors would envy from rare pieces to the outright outlandish, get some handmade by Empress clown merchandise, and tip these certified ding dongs! So grab your nose, oversized tie, whoopee cushion and free your inner clown. Don’t be late to the party and get those tix in advance, we sold out last time!!! Doors: 6:00pm Show: 7:00pm 18+
The Dundies Burlesque Show
Welcome to “The Dundies” – where the iconic characters of Dunder Mifflin leap off the screen and onto the stage in a dazzling display of humor, heart, and a whole lot of heat! Prepare to be transported to the Electric City (WHAT!) that is Scranton as we pay homage to the World’s Best Boss and his zany staff. Our performers will immerse you in a world where paper sales and passion collide, bringing to life your favorite moments with a seductive twist that would make even Creed Bratton blush. So grab your Dundie Award, don your best “Office” attire, and join us for a night of nostalgia, naughtiness, and non-stop entertainment. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just looking for a night out after you have been kicked out of Chilis, “The Dundies” promises to be an unforgettable experience that’ll leave you saying, “That’s what she said!” Tickets:Select your position in Dunder Mifflin from Regional Manager VIP, Assistant to the Regional Manager Reserved Seating, Schrute Farms Table for 2, or Finer Things Club Lounge for 6.Seats are not assigned, but everyone will have a seat reserved in their designated section. If you are coming with others, we suggest you arrive early to insure you can seat together. The earlier you arrive, the more choices you will have in selecting your seats within the designated section.
It’s Britney B*tch Burlesque
🎶 “With a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride…” 🎶 Get ready for a night of pure seduction and unforgettable performances at It’s Britney B*tch Burlesque! 💋✨ This unforgettable night promises to dazzle and delight, tributing the iconic pop princess with bold performances that blend the sensuality of burlesque with Britney’s signature pop flair. Tickets:🎶 “All eyes on me in the center of the ring, just like a circus…” 🎶 Choose your perfect seat! 💫✨ From “Gimme More” front row seating to “Circus” reserved single seating to “Piece of Me” two top tables to “Toxic” lounges, we have the perfect spot for you!Seats are not assigned, but everyone will have a seat reserved in their designated section. If you are coming with others, we suggest you arrive early to insure you can seat together. The earlier you arrive, the more choices you will have in selecting your seats within the designated section.
Saved by the Garter: A 90s Burlesque Odyssey
Step into a time capsule of sultry allure with “Saved by the Garter: A 90s Burlesque Odyssey.” Immerse yourself in a world where grunge meets glamour, and flannel intertwines with fishnets. 💋✨ Our enchanting performers will take you on a tantalizing journey through the iconic era, delivering a dazzling display of sensuality and nostalgia. 🌟🎶 From the neon-soaked dance floors to the gritty city streets, experience the essence of the 90s reimagined through mesmerizing striptease, vibrant costumes, and a pulsating soundtrack. 🌈👠 Join us for a night of seduction, style, and a sprinkle of retro magic as we unveil the secrets of the 90s in a way you’ve never seen before. Get ready to be captivated by “Saved by the Garter.” 🔥🎉Seats are not assigned, but everyone will have a seat reserved in their designated section. If you are coming with others, we suggest you arrive early to insure you can seat together. The earlier you arrive, the more choices you will have in selecting your seats within the designated section.
My Bloody Valentine Burlesque Show
My Bloody Valentine: A Dark Burlesque Affair Prepare yourself for a night of spine-tingling seduction and eerie elegance as “My Bloody Valentine” invites you to a dark burlesque affair like no other. Immerse yourself in a world where love is drenched in shadows and passion takes a haunting turn. Join us for an evening of chilling allure and horrifying performances at this unique and sinister Valentine’s experience. Ghoulish Seduction:Experience the dance of the damned as our ghastly burlesque performers take the stage, unveiling a bewitching blend of horror and allure. Each act is meticulously crafted to ensnare your senses, leaving you spellbound by the darkly romantic spectacle. Featuring: Caza Blanca, Conejita Luxxe, Ellie Quinn, Kill Gil, Leila Lovely, London St. Juniper, Oberon the Demon, and Scarlet Starlet. Hosted by Murphy Lawless. Cursed Love Chronicles:Embark on a journey through tales of cursed love, where passion morphs into a haunting nightmare. The performers will weave narratives of forbidden desire, betrayal, and unearthly romance, immersing you in a world where love comes at a bloodcurdling cost. Tickets:Secure your place in this nightmarish odyssey by purchasing your tickets; on sale now! Choose from General Admission or indulge in our VIP experience for an extra touch of horror and exclusivity. Seats are not assigned, but everyone will have a seat reserved in their designated section. If you are coming with others, we suggest you arrive early to insure you can seat together. The earlier you arrive, the more choices you will have in selecting your seats within the designated section. Join us for “My Bloody Valentine: A Dark Burlesque Affair,” where love and terror collide in a spectacular display of horror artistry and seduction. Brace yourself for a sinister Valentine’s experience like no other!